CRIPPLER'S LAIR: A Red Devil For Life

Recently, the New Paper published an article regarding supporting a football club. A big commotion occured when a boy, who was formerly a Liverpool supporter, hopped on to Manchester United's (MU) wagon. Similarly, another article came out but this time it was about a former MU supporter who now supports Liverpool. I seriously think that they do not understand what it means by supporting a football club. Supporting a football club is like falling in love. Since love is a gift from God, to discard love away without reasonable explanations is a sin. I have been supporting MU since 1995 and that is 12 years of love. I have been with MU through thick and thin. 1999 was the most memorable year for me as the Red Devils won the treble. MU was plaqued with dry spell of silverware and success from 2002-2006 but i was always there with them. If Islam permits tattoo (but it do not), then i will make sure i slit my wrist and use my blood to make a MU logo on my left chest where the heart is. Haha. Kids nowadays are confused bunch of twirps who knows nothing about loyalty. Should Singapore be attacked by other countries, i am damn sure most people will leave Singapore. Let us not talk about the future because we can even see disloyalty now. E.g My stupid close buddy, Chew Win Bin. Many are leaving Singapore for greener patches of grass. Thus, you kids out there, if you wish to switch sides, please keep your mouth shut. You guys know nuts about loyalty and even football. That's that. Hmm, another issue is the underage pregnancy. Hot issue! Haha. From my point of view, the media hyped this issue. I am sure Singaporeans of the 60s, 70s, 80s, yes, your uncles and aunts, did encounter such problems at their time. Hell, some of them, i shall not mention their names, even told me that they saw all those kissings, fuckings and pattings happening before their eyes. So, why didn't their issue surfaced in the local newspaper? Simple! They did it discreetly and make sure that public did not see their dirty linens. People at that time are good at covering their asses and also cleaning up their dirt holes. In addition to that, the media at that time had no space on their newspapers, as well as time, to report petty stories like 'Kids Kissing At The Void Deck' or 'The Youngest Local Mother Award'. To be frank, we should blame the media for sensationalising such issues. How can they carelessly say that kids nowadays kisses more and practise sex more? Who are they comparing our kids with? Singaporean kids in the 60s or 70s? Somalian kids? Kittens? Fuck! Stop covering such stupid stories because it is better not to dig up people's dirty laundry. Sinful! Stop all these coverage or else our local media will turn into yellow jounalism. Are the local media running out of stories and ideas to put on the newspapers? One example, some resorted to giving away free handphones to callers who call in to report good stories or events. Bullshit! And oh, we do not need the views of Wang Meng Meng, Tay Tze Siong or Brian Miller in the sports section. Who are they to give tips? Did they ever represent Singapore in any football events? Did they play for MU before? If no, scram! Bring in more credible people like Fandi Ahmad, Sundramoorthy etc. I appreciate ESPN for hiring real stars with real experience and deep knowledge to be pundits, tipsters as well as hosts. Shame on our media! Not professional at all. Just look at Berita Harian. They should change their name to Berita Semalaman (Yesterday's News). Sigh. That's that. Haha. The Chinese New Year celebration at Police Headquarter was fantastic. My department organised the event and i was part of it. Organising and preparation were painstaking. Alas, the event went smooth. We invited Northbrooks Primary for Gu Zhen, another primary school for wushu demonstration and some officers who performed some traditional chinese magic show as well as the famous 'Face Changing' magic trick. The food was horrible. I think the food are cheap food. Damn disgusting especially the Popiah. Yucks. Do not spoil Chinese food! I will always love Fishball Noodles (mee kia). Haha. Below are some pictures that i took. Oh, i still can not comprehend this: This guy's girlfriend felt irritated with this girl and thus she told her boyfriend. The boyfriend called the girl to warn her. Failing to comply with his warning, the boyfriend told the girl to meet up with him to settle the problem. Ofcourse the girl would be petrified to meet the guy for settlement talk. After all, she's a girl. Thus, she sent her aunt instead. The guy met the girl's aunt in the end. Haha. When girls fight, never intervene just for the sake of intervening. Anyway, who the hell he think he is to intervene? He is not even the husband! Haha. Ofcourse he is so courageous when it comes to settlement talk with a girl. Some people just talk too much.