Screw, Nuts & I (Don't Hunt What You Can't Kill)

(background information)
I know this girl, let's call her Nuts, for quite some time. A pretty nice girl. She has a boyfriend and let's call him Screw. Screw, Nuts and I were from the same college, somewhere in Jurong. Screw is one out of 2 most hated guys in college and he didn't even realise it. I guess people just wanted to treat him nice. Another abhored guy is Mondok but he is not in the equation. Let's not talk about him. Screw is some rich man's son and this is how he used to behave in college. He will be in the canteen to talk cock and bull story, other than eating and drinking. He will acknowledge people like as if he knows the whole college. The problem with him is that he thinks he knows everything. He didn't even realise there were so many people out there, other than the rugby guys, who detest him. He will intrude in people's conversation like as if people would want to hear his notion and comments. Still people allowed him to join their conversation, i think because of kindness and we are not anti-social. Yet, he still have the cheek to comment and get involved with people's problem. Okay, maybe he wanted to help but what the fuck! Who are you to help? You are not a councillor. Even if you are, you make a bad councillor. If he tried to help two or three people is fine but not the whole school. What the fuck is wrong with him? He is like George W. Bush. He likes to poke his nose into people's problem and conversation. He joined Rugby when he entered college and i am his senior. I still remembered the first sentence that he spat out. He said something like this,'Hi, i'm Screw and i was from VS. I'm a sprinter.' He said it in an arrogant manner. Okay, we accepted that first impression. Maybe he wanted to make a mark in the team. The problem with him is that he gave a 'superstar attitude' to the team. Ok, can you guys out there tell me who can endure such fucked up attitude? This is a team game you arse! Thus, he was detested by almost all the rugby guys. We just kept a friendly facade when he came to training because we didn't want to hurt his feelings. We tolerated his non-sense no more after some issue surfaced. We went hostile towards him in the field but never out of the field. Little did we know that his 'superstar attitude' was also portrayed outside the field, especially in the classroom and obviously the canteen. From there onwards, every where he went, we showed hostility. He was with us for one campaign but didn't play at all. Hurhur! Even Vickram got to play! (no offense Vick because he have the correct mentality and sportsmanship). Another thing is that he thinks he is suave. Ok, i admit he has the looks (but i am not a homosexual) but what is looks with ugly attitude? You will come back to ground zero dude! Ofcourse, girls will think he is gorgeous and suave but all the guys knew that he is a fake. Trying to impress. Ok, i talk to him in college because i can't be bothered to be on anybody's side. Let's just say i am a neutral guy. I still remembered one of the soccer guys told me that he almost fought with Screw over some issue and Screw threatened to bring down his friends who were gangsters. Can you believe that? For your information, Screw club a lot and he even confessed that he can enter almost all of the most hip clubs and pubs. Not only can he dance in the club, but he can also enter their VIP sections. I think it has something to do with him being a rich man' son. Thus, i guess from clubbing and socialising, he got to know the so called 'underground people'. He have the cheek to tell some of us about this. To make a long story short, he is deemed a larger-than-life guy in college and most guys abhored him.

(the body)
I keep in touch with his girlfriend even after i graduated from college because we were also from the same secondary school. One night, Nuts messaged me on MSN because Screw told Nuts to ask me about a rugby mate of us who died last Saturday. I told her that the guy died due to suicide. I even told her to tell Screw that we might be organising a testimonial match for our deceased buddy. This is roughly what i said,'Hey Nuts, you tell Screw that we might be organising a testimonial match for Chris. He can come down if he got balls.' She suddenly went berserk because i insulted her boyfriend. I was just jesting. I didn't mean to hurt his boyfriend's reputation or something. Then i told her about what his seniors wanted to do to him. Ever since we started to hate him, we wanted to break his limbs and what perfect timing it would be to break his limbs than in a testimonial rugby match between the seniors of 2004 and the juniors of 2004. Nuts was furious with me but i told her what most people think of him. And again, i don't side anyone. Nuts asked me the names of the seniors that wanted to hurt his boyfriend and ofcourse i will not betray my friends. I am loyal to my friends. We have fraternity unlike someone. Anyway, i think she might have told Screw about this. Later that night, at about 12 midnight, Screw called me and i was damn pissed. Doesn't his mother teach him not to call people after 10pm? Who wouldn't be pissed? I was watching a rugby match and a manchester united's match when he interupted me. I entertained him. He wanted to know the names of the seniors that wanted to hurt him and i asked him why. He told me that we wanted to settle the issue with them. Listening to his rude tone, i am sure he wanted to pick a fight with them. Even with me, he spared none of his rudeness. I felt irritated with his obnoxiousity but i remained cool and entertained him. Maybe i was too kind. I told him to forget all those old issue. Let them go. This is because it is of no use to let old matters resurface. I don't think some of the seniors would remember that they hated him in the first place. Hell, some might even have forgotten about him. Mike, he is nobody in school. It is just that he likes to feel he is somebody. Being nobody is somebody too you know. Haha. We seniors can't be bothered with all these shit stuff because there are bigger problems to tackle like the GCE A Levels. So we ended our conversation with him being disappointed because i didn't reveal the names of the seniors that were not on the same page as him.

(the climax)
So i wrote this on my nickname that night before i switched off my computer. It reads,'u called 2 ask who bad-mouthed u.im loyal 2 my fwens.u talked like u're great.who e fuck u think u r?dont mess with me.u dunno me.' Screw called me the next day to ask about my motive behind that nickname of mine in MSN but i rejected his call because i was amidst invigilating law theory test. I asked him whether he has any problem with my nickname through sms. I even ticked him off by saying that that nickname is mine and it is on my msn account that the nickname appeared at and not his. I have the right to put that nickname on my msn account. It is none of his business. He was obviously pissed off. He sms-ed me saying that he is disgusted with my attitude and doings and he said i am worse than Mondok(ok ok...Mondok is Sohail). Like what the hell is wrong with him? He called me to piss me off and now he said i am worse than Mondok. He told me to grow up, don't be a loser etc like as if i would care about his stupid remarks. Fuck off! He even said that i am not on par with his standard and that he do not entertain people below his standard. I have his sms in my phone to prove it to you guys. I told him that we must be humble and he told me this,'you can be humble coz that's where you belong. i'm not cut out to talk to you at that level man.i'm way beyond that'. So arrogant. He even told me that most jjc ruggers are losers, especially those who detest him. This is what he said,'who do you guys think you are? jjc ruggers! haha. My buddies are all national ruggers man. you can't even touch my level in your life.' Screw, it is your friends who are national ruggers and not you. Which club do you play for? Taekwondo Rugby Club? Puss In Rugby Boots Club? That Screw even told me that he is too damn fast for us to catch him to break his limbs. God, if he is so fast, why didn't he feature in any of our matches during our 2004 campaign? Is it because he is too fast that the coach didn't dare to put him incase he break the sound barrier and be blown to oblivion? Fuck him lah. Sprinter so what? He even told me that i am a loser, wanting to get to know this and that girl and the fact is that no girls wanted to get to know me. Huh? Isn't getting to know people the first step of either a great friendship or falling in love? Ok, i might not have the looks or the bods, but atleast i have the courage to get to know them. Yeah, you might say that i am fat and ugly but so what? When i was slim, hell, my body is fucking nicer than yours. My wings are bigger than yours. Don't mention my arms because your arms are like that of a praying mantis'.

(solution)
I gave him an ultimatum. I offered him to settle the issue the old school style; mano-a-mano, if he have balls. I told him that i'm a man of actions, i.e more actions and less talk. Guess what? As usual, he said no. This is what he said,'Haha. Say man..What for i take you on? Just gonna dirty myself. I already told you. I'm not at your level. Go ahead.. You're such a loser ahmad. Ha.' Haha. Coward. I hate this type of guys. Act good infront of girls but in actual fact, they are cowards. But Screw might argue that he is civilised and that was why he didn't want to fight. Hell, if we are all so civilised, the Allies wouldn't fight the Axis Of Evil to end WW2 and we might not even be here. You get what i mean Screw? You talk like as if you want to fight. So i offered you a duel and then you declined my offer. Fuck you lah! A while later, Screw sms-ed me again and this is what he said,'And one more thing. I'd be careful. Don't play all this violence shit with me. You're nowhere in the ranks Mad. Just be a good normal citizen. Or you'll get in trouble with the law. I'm in good contact with my friends at SSB (Secret Society Branch, a department part of CID). So don't play punk with me my friend. You'd just regret it :) You're with the police. You should know that right?? Only brainless gangsters would wanna fight. that isn't action. that's just stupid.' Oh yeah Screw, i forgot that i am a policeman. Shit, how could i be so forgetful? So you have friends at SSB? Hmm...who? SA to SSB? SSO at SSB? MSO at SSB? CSO at SSB? Haha. Yeah right. The only reason that they wanted you as a friend is that you have some information about other gangsters because you club often and you know a lot of people. They are using you Screw just like how Nuts is using you. Don't ever talk to me about your connection with SSB. You do not know the actual meaning of 'well connected'. Hahaha. Right or not SKP?(i know SKP is reading this blog right now).So i take those words of yours to be a threat. So i put it to you that you wanted to misuse the SSB for your personal gain and use them against me. You have to remember this Screw. I issued you a challenge but that challenge has nothing to do with secret societies or gangs. So the SSB can do nothing about it. Secondly, i haven't complete my invitation. Screw, i invite you to a legal fight at a dojo equipped with a martial artist as a referee and sparring guards and gears just for you and I. Is that illegal Screw? Can the law find fault with that Screw? Fuck you Screw. You always thing you are the greatest, the smartest, the most suave, the fastest, the most handsome, the tallest, the longest, the smelliest etc. You have to realise that there are others out there who are far better than you. There is this guy who is the greatest. In his eyes there is me. In me there is him. In him there's everything. Be humble Screw. We are just nobody Screw. Be humble. Be humble..

(moral of the story)
1)Always be humble
2)Money can't buy you LOVE
3)Money can't buy you happiness
4)Don't hunt what you can't kill
5)There is someone who is the greatest

(Quote of the day)
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once"
-- Julius Caesar (Act II, Scene II) by William Shakespeare