Rugby Showdown

Another week at TRACOM.

Monday 24/1/2005
Well, today was a fun day. We had our 1st life firing, 1st frame, using the Taurus revolver made in Brazil. Guess what? I sucks at it. I scored 44/70 and the passing mark is 42/70. For the 2nd frame, i hopre to get 59/70. Insha-allah. Nothing much happened after that. I was flabbergasted to find out that we will not be having any PT for this week. This is so shitty. I want to be fit but look what NS is doing to me. Fuck them! We attended this 1st Aid course at night organised by Raffles Medical Group. I love Raffles. Haha. I can't believe it that SPF is paying RMG $2 million a year for us to attend the stupid course. First of all, all the instructors look like fools and idiots. They couldn't even conduct the class properly. There's this guy who can't even speak perfect English. Danger sounds like tanger, blow is plow and etc. Haha. We had our first test right after our first lecture and i scored 20/20 for the theory test and managed to pass the practical test on how to help victim of choking. I hope SPF would review their spending budget and please stop wasting our parents' tax on something pathetic. Muahaha. Ben told me that he showed my pics to Sadaf. So embarassing man! I dont even know her. Well, Ben told me that i don't look ugly and i'm okay. In another word, i'm just mediocre. I hope Ben isn't lying. Well, basically, after reading Sadaf's blog, i learned that she still likes her ex-boyfriend, Sidney Kumar. I heard that Sidney is also a rugby player and he's big and strong and he was a former under 19 player. Well, let's not talk about all these. No point talking about it. Ben promised me to introduce me to her if we win the Police Rugby Sevens Inter-Company.

Tuesday 25/1/2005
Today is a fucked up day. We get screwed up by almost everyone everytime. Firstly, our marching sucks because there are some mother fuckers in our squad. These are the name of those mother fuckers : Zhong, Farhan, Khalis, Zul, Edwin. All of them are from PREP course and they have been in TRACOM for 1 month plus but they are still physically unfit, stupid, slow, irritating, fat and ugly. Haha. I swear i'm better looking than them . Farhan looks as though he knows everything, Khalis is a stubborn moron, Zul is another stupid and stubborn moron and Edwin thinks he is Mr I-Am-Always-Right. Since our marching is poor, we were constantly reprimanded by some FIs, be it going to the mess for our meal or going back to our barrack. Secondly, our OC keeps screwing us up too but in a nice manner. OC Nor Faisal looks like a gentleman and i swear he is. Well, we were supposed to watch a movie today but out OC postponed it. Sigh!

Wednesday 26/1/2005
Today is a wonderful day except for the fact that i have to wake up being haunted by the truth about my squad. Today, we went to the dojo to learn T-baton and unarmed defending tactics. The lesson was fun and beneficial. To make our day, we were taught bu 2 female trainers. One of them is a taekwondo expert and the other is a karate maestro. The former's name is Hus Tsien and the latter is Serena. Hui Tsien is a hot cute babe. Guess what? She's actually in-charge of my squad in dojo. Yahoooooo! Haha. After dojo, we have to attend and participate in this event called Fun At TRACOM organised by the OCT. It was indeed fun. There were 2 kinds of competitive games. One is dodge ball and the other is modified soccer. The soccer is boring and so many didn't watch it but the main game was dodge ball. The main match was when trainees from different squads have to face teh FIs. The FIs actually lost most of the matches. The biggest hit was when public enemy number 1, FI Adam, was hit in his head twice. Every body cheered when he was hit. Haha. Atlast, the final was between squad 5, squad 53 and OCT. Squad 5 from Echo coy actually won it.

Thursday 27/1/2005
We had our 2nd frame in shooting and it sucks. I failed but not to worry, this wasn't a test. I scored 35/70. I just found out that i'm better at using laser than iron sight. I was lucky today. After doing barrack fatigue, most of my bunk mates were actually resting on their beds and this is actually wrong in TRACOM. No one is suppose to lay, why do i have to use this word lay?, on their bed. I was in the bathroom cleaning the fan. Suddenly, FI Muttaqin stormed into our bunk and caught my bunk mates red handed. Haha. Luckily FI Panther saved their asses.

Friday 28/1/2005
Today is the most awaited day. We have no lessons at all because today is the Police Rugby Sevens Inter-company. Echo coy was the favourite to win but... Our first match started pretty well as we beat Alpha Coy. We were just 5 minutes in the field and i've already sent 2 opponents to the hospital. First was the guy who challenged with me for the ball in the air. i raised my right knee but my eyes were on the ball. Too bad he came in the wrong way. I accidentally kneed him in the stomach and he was winded. He was then taken to hospital. Another victim of mine came from the same team. After the first incident, we started well. Alpha coy made an infringement and was penalised. Penalty was given to us and so i tapped the ball quickly and go. I saw this chinese guy from Alpha and so i went straight to him and gave him a solid crash that he will not forget. I crashed hard and he fell to the ground feeling dizzy but too bad i accidentally sat on top of him after his friend tackled me from the side. Muahaha. He was then taken to hospital too, i think so. Our 2nd match was rather interesting. We have to face the staff of TRACOM and the team was made up of FIs and OCs as well as COBTC Said Sagoff. Another victim of my crash was this FI by then name of Redzwan. I got a loose ball after the opponent kicked it. I grabbed the ball and straight went to FI Redzwan and crashed into him. He fell flat onto the ground. Every body was cheering. Haha. After crashing, i side stepped to the right and i saw FI Marcus coming in. Not having much choice, i used my left hand to push Marcus' face away before he fell to the ground. It was humilating for them to be knocked down by a trainee. We won the game. We qualified for the quarter final and again, we beat the OCT. I didn't play that well in this game. Got a few crash but wasn't tha effective. They closed on me pretty well but we still won the game. Thus, we made it to the semi-final but we were shocked to find out that we'll be facing the same team of TRACOM's staff but this time around Said Sagoff will be playing. We actually lost the game with a scoreline of 7-5. What a lost but i managed to give a few good tackle. I managed to spear FI Sam and i swear i could see the shock face of Sam after i gave him a solid tackle. He was shocked i tell you. After that, i lift tackle FI Ridzwan and he fell to the floor akwardly. Haha. My crash wasn't effective because each time i have the ball and wanted to do crashing, the FIs will clump so much so that atleast 2 people will guard me. How am i able to crash? Sigh. We have to fight for the 3rd-4th placing in which we won by knocking out Charlie Coy. A fight almost started because of me. I was scolding the Charlie boys because i got frustrated with them scolding my team mates for no reason. The Charlie coy didn't know nuts about rugby and yet they have hearts to reprimand my mates and me. Fuck them. I eventually scored the winning try by playing their blind side. After scoring a try, i shouted at them, 'Now how do you like this?' The referee warned me to keep my trap shut but who cares. Eventually, i was taken out by Cik Rosman because i was ill-disciplined. After our match, Ben sat on the field crying. Why should he cry? I should be the one crying because since we lost, i could get Sadaf hand phone number or even get to know her. What a sad case. Eventually, Bravo Coy won the competition by beating the TRACOM Staff in the extra time. Sigh! We received $100 for being 3rd and our extra prize was that we need not have to book in on Sunday night but can book in on Monday morning. Hurray! After that, Ben, Derrick, Derrick's friend and I went to Coffee Bean at Wheel Lock Place to have a drink and smoke. What a thing to complete our day.

Saturday 29/1/2005
Didn't do much today because my whole body was aching. In the afternoon, Win Bin and me went to Causeway Point to catch a movie entitled Bay Side Showdown 2 and it wasn't worth it. The movie sucks. Haha. I was surprised to find out that my buddy actually smoke. He said he learned it from friends while studying in Australia. Haha. That's something new! After that, my family and i went to have dinner together because dad have just received his bonus. Ate a lot today! Haha. I met this very beautiful malay girl at the restaurant. She looks chinese but i guess she's pure malay because all her relatives were there too and none of them look chinese. I guess Chindian still rocks! Ben will surely agree with me on this! Too bad she still likes Sidney. You are a lucky guy Sidney!

Sunday 30/1/2005
I have to be back at TRACOM for IRB Level 1 rugby coaching course. I screwed up the test. Haha. As usual!! There was this 2 hot girls who attended the course. One is a malay and the other a chinese. The malay girl wasn't too bad but the chinese one is fucking cute and she looks like Kym Ng. Wow! Haha. 'Kym Ng' is a teacher in De Lasalle Primary School. Too bad she's oder than me but who would want a fat and ugly guy like me. Sigh! Haha. Anyway, i gotta go now because tomorrow awaits me. Adios. Till we meet again my friends! Take care...

Well, I was confined for 10 days in Police Academy because of the new FIT squad. It was part of the NS requirement. It was hell I tell you because most of us were screwed beyond recognition. I just found out that it is wrong to post anything on the net regarding any NS matter, be it the food, the living condition or even the officers there. To tell you the truth, I don’t fucking care about all these. Who are they to tell me what I can’t and can do? Fuck off! I’m a guy who likes to talk raw and every thing I say is 99% accurate. I just want people to know about life during NS and obviously that means that some secrets have to be leaked out and some information have to be released. I don’t care!

Monday 10/1/2005
Well, as usual, we were in no mood to do anything because of the Monday blues. When we reported in front of OB office to check on our time table, we were surprised to find out that we will not be going to follow other PREP course trainees for our normal PT. This was because squad 52, my squad, is involved in preparing barracks for the FIT squads who will be enlisted on 11/1/2005 to Echo Coy. We were fucking busy. As usual, I was in charge of everything. Thus, I get screwed by Panther often due to my friends’ stupidity. Gosh. My friends and I counted and carried pillows, bed frames and mattresses from one room to the other. It was tiring. We were told to do dirty stuff, which is not included in NS training, and were in turn often criticized by Panther.

Tuesday 11/1/2002
We did no PT at all today because we were involved in FIT Squads’ orientation of Police Academy. In the morning, we headed for breakfast before resuming with our dirty work which was to set up barracks for the fit squads. All of us were damn tired. As usual, I did the most work. Little did I know that hard work can lead to trouble. It happened when we were moving bed frames from block 30 to 31. I carried a few bed frames before telling the other squad mates. Thus I was tired and furthermore, I’ve to do some administrative work and keep guard of the OB office. Hence, I ordered some of my squad mates to carry some mattresses to block 31. None of them wanted to volunteer. I asked for their help for several times but was ignored. I was pissed off and so I told Zhong to help me. He looked at me and gave this idiotic look. He asked me as to why must he be the one to carry the mattresses and he even told me to get someone else. He also said that I’ve done nothing at all. I may be bossy when comes to work but trust me, I’ve done more stuff than him. Zhong is a lazy mother fucker. All he does is to tell cock and bull story and he is only active when it’s time to eat. He’s the type of guy who always bluff his way out during PT. He’s such a mother fucking jerk! My blood was boiling at that time and it was so hot that I can use it to make coffee. Arrgh! So, I went to him and told him directly to his face that he should never accuse me with facts that were totally absurd. I’ve carried 3 bed frames altogether and he have just carried one. What the fuck. Whilst I was talking to him, I accidentally spat on his face and that made him angry. Seeing him being vulgar, I pulled his collar up and reprimanded him further. There was a scuffle but it later subdued due to other squad mates’ intervention. Farhan brought Zhong to one corner and what made me angry was that Zhong insulted me with the word, chi bai. Don’t realize that his face looks like chi bai too? Haha. So I dashed to him and kneed his stomach and he was stunned for a moment. I decided to give another round of attack but was halted by my other squad mates, Ben and Harry. Ben hugged me by the back and Harry stood in front of me. Both of them told me to stop this scuffle and remain cool but I put a deaf ear to it. I couldn’t move because Ben’s hug was like a bear’s. It was super strong. Al I could see was that no body was stopping Zhong and Zhong was free as a bird. I turned to Ben and told him to let me go but it was futile. When I faced to the front, I suddenly felt a force landed on the left eye. This force wasn’t strong enough to generate pain unto me but it was enough to knock me to the ground. Yeps, Zhong gave me a cheap punch. The next thing I knew was that I was lying on the floor and my vision was kind of blur. I shook the my head for a while before standing up to attack Zhong but I was stopped by my squad mates. It was so unfair because he gave me a cheap shot while I was immobilized by Ben. My pride was dented because in my life, I’ve never been knocked down before. I’ve knocked down several big and small guys but have never lost in shame. Zhong is really a mother fucker. I don’t know why I hate him so much. I just don’t like his face. He likes to talk big and loves to flatter himself. He’s egoistic. He likes to tell us that he have many girls and don’t know who to choose. He even bragged about his girl friend. Every time Ben and me talked about girls, Zhong would tell us that he regret not being able to bring along his girl friend’s photo. Fuck you Zhong! I swear on this instance that I’m far more good looking than Zhong. I used to say that I’m fat and ugly but I really have to swear now that I’m more good looking than that swine. My left eyes were a little bit swollen but it wasn’t painful. I tore my police pants and have to discard it. What a loss! I told Zhong that from that day onwards, he should always be aware and guard himself well because I’ll never let him go free. After that incident, Panther called for volunteers to help him with the FIT squads and so I volunteered. I assisted them in helping the FIT Squad to be familiar with TRACOM. After that, we sat in front of OB office, together with the FIT Squad, while listening to the stupid Panther blabbering utter nonsense. He’s a joke.

Wednesday 12/1/2005
Again, we didn’t do much today as we have to assist the FIT Squad. At night, Panther made a meeting and it lasted till 11pm. Appointment of some posts were done and guess what? I was actually chosen to be Echo Coy Assistant Chairman. How unlucky can life be? Haha. This post of mine spelled hell. This means I will be regularly screwed by Panther. I love my life. Yippie! Echo rugby boys came down for Police Rugby training and the training was simple. We started off with basic passing and I found out that some people didn’t even know how to pass well and stand deep. Take Ben for an example. He was from SAJC and he was SAJC’s former hooker. However, his passing is atrocious. He bragged so much about being a hooker from SAJC but he couldn’t even pass properly and neither could he stand deep. This is shameful to SAJC. Haha. Anyway, we could have beaten SAJC easily during the 3rd-4th placing. The SAJC backline played dirty as one of the backlines kneed me in the stomach and head-butt me in my left eyes. So unfair! I’m not trying to boast here but look at how I ran past SAJC’s backline. I went past 3 Saints without any difficulty. Come on man! They trained rugby for almost everyday but they have a hard time penetrating through our line in the first half. What does this mean? It means that any college, especially my college, JJC, who works hard can create an upset any time. SAJC is nothing. I heard that SAJC’s rugby team for this year is pretty strong. What the hell! Impossible is nothing. Just do your best and nothing can go wrong. If you have to go down, go down then with pride and honour. Never surrender without a fight and never banish into the night. All in all, Team JJC Rugby Cougars rocks to the max!

Thursday 13/1/2005
At last, we’re back doing our normal activities like PT and drill. Haha. We had mass rugby training today and it was a success. Selamat and Rashid actually conducted this rugby crash course. We were made to do basic rugby stuff like passing, tackling and learn the law and rules of rugby. It was fantastic. After basic training, Selamat and Rashid held this fun rugby game. In this game, we can choose to be attacker or defender and we can have a go for as many times as we like. First, Aidil and me were selected by Selamat to show the crowd how the game is being played. Aidil is the attacker and I’m the defender. Aidil tried to do his side step and shimmy but I was not fooled by his body movement. He shifted his body to his right and then instantly changed to the left side but I managed to side tackle him. Yippie! After that, I took the spot as an attacker and have to get pass a guy who just played rugby for the first time. I felt bad because it seems like I’m bullying people who don’t know how to play rugby but who cares anyway. I got the ball and dashed towards him before unleashing a solid crash in which the guy was flat-footed and I managed to score a try. People clapped but I just wanted to tell them that I’m not that good. Gosh! They should see some other better players in the local rugby scene.

Friday 14/1/2005
As usual, we did our normal stuff. To tell you the truth, I forgot what I did today. Sorry!
As usual, the Muslim trainees have to attend Friday prayers and half of us have to proceed to Rahimahbi Mosque at Whampoa and some have to go to Bab Alwi mosque. Halim and me boarded the same bus and we managed to have a good conversation. We talked from A to Z and also N. N stands for Nadia. Haha. He asked me whether have I got Nadia’s hand phone number and I told him I have. He asked me again as to why I don’t want to make a move. Maybe ask her out or something. So I told him that I’m not that good at courting. Haha. Furthermore, I don’t know her that well. In addition to that, I’m fat and ugly. Haha. Who would want me man? Halim told me to give it a try but I told him I didn’t want to. God, what the hell is wrong with me? Sigh! That’s that!

Saturday 15/1/2005
The FIT Squad asked me whether it’s bedeviling me knowing the fact that I can’t go home on weekends for this week. I told them that my squad and I are immune to not going back home because we are used to doing OB. We had morning PT and after that, we did nothing. We are supposed to follow our time table but the time table seemed rubbish. It is all hay-wired. The FIs are nowhere to be found because they are all busy with the PTI Course. Thus, it was mayhem for us. The organization was pretty bad but luckily the food is not that bad in TRACOM. Haha.

Sunday 16/1/2005
I’m supposed to shut my trap about this incident but what the hell is wrong with freedom of speech? During a PT session this morning, a FI was furious with a Chinese guy for not doing what he ordered and so he kicked that Chinese trainee. Obviously human rights have been violated. If I were that guy, I would have stood up and gave him a lift tackle and knock him down unconscious. Then, I’ll sit on him and do the sharpshooter just like Bret Hart. I’ll teach him a lesson he’ll never forget. That Chinese guy complained to FI Panther and Panther actually brought the issue to the center stage. He’s bull shit! He always like to act as a hero. Fuck Panther!

Monday 17/1/2005
Finally, my officer in-charge of my squad, OC Nor Faisal, is back from his course. Without him, it was hell. We didn’t know what to do. This was our first time following our time table. We had our first lesson and the topic was about introduction to SPF and its values. Police nowadays are becoming customer service. We are suppose to serve the public and that includes the crooks. We even have to address crooks as Sir. What the hell! Haha.

Tuesday 18/1/2005
We had our first revolver theory and handling lesson. I missed the first lesson on Monday because I have dental appointment in the afternoon but I managed to catch up. The theory part was pretty okay and most of the points there are basically common sense. Then suddenly FI Omar told all of us that he and FI Robin will conduct a weapon handling test right at that moment. I was taken a back but I wasn’t terrified. I told him that I couldn’t take the test today because I know nothing about weapon handling because I missed the lesson. He told me that he can’t postpone the test because the schedule was tight. So he revised with us again about weapon handling and I managed to listen carefully but it wasn’t easy especially when it is my first time handling a Taurus revolver. I’m used to Carbine M-16 during my NCC days but never a Taurus with CTC laser guidance. Then came the test. I have to do the test under FI Omar and I’m in the second group. I screwed up the preliminary test because I was nervous but managed to pass the real test itself. It was pretty easy. Next Monday will be our first revolver shooting test and it will be a life firing test. I really don’t want to shoot beside those guys from FIT Squad who have just joined my squad. Most of the are from Pes C and most are medically unfit. Some of them are nerds and freaks. There’s this guy who likes to wear his pants above his belly button and I swear he looks like Buddha. Thus, we call him Buddha. He tends to have fits if under pressure or if something shocks him. I really don’t want to shoot beside him. He could shoot me anytime. I don’t want to die young and not being able to get married. I want to live long. Haha. Later that afternoon, Panther screwed me up. I misheard iron for ironing board. Panther and Matt, Echo Chairman, were talking about irons but I was talking about ironing board. Panther scolded me for being stupid and obviously I was furious. He talks as if there were plenty of irons in his store room. There were only 4 and my squad took 2, I gave 1 to Zainal and the remaining iron is spoilt. He scolded me for letting my squad take the iron into our barracks. How would I know? I didn’t take them and my squad mates took them without informing me. Anyway, FI Hasan, the guy incharge of Echo Coy, was the one who told us take we can take the iron and place it in our barracks. Eventually, I scolded FI Panther in front of 159 other trainees and showed my true colour. Other trainees have seen Panther and now they too have seen Crippler. Panther was really angry at me for raising my voice and showing my true colour by being rude but who cares. There are those whom I know wants Panther dead. He’s a joke I tell you. No wonder his wife divorced him. Haha! I’m so evil.

Wednesday 19/1/2005
I shan’t talk about training as it is pretty mundane. So boring! After training, my echo rugby team and I went to police rugby training and it was a fruitful training. We had a sparring match with the police sevens team. That team consisted of quality players and veterans like Naseer, my idol Suhaimi, cik Fendi, cik Azman, Azan, Aidil and etc. Our team actually put a tough fight and I managed to do the unthinkable. I crashed Aidil so hard that he fell to the ground like a rotten jackfruit. Haha. I crashed him with my left shoulder and it hit his face. He fell to the ground but managed to grab my left foot. Haha. Suhaimi must be proud of me man! Haha. I got a few injuries like the scratch on my right thigh because of aidil’s boot and aggravation of my right thigh injury. It was fucking painful. Fareez, Azri and me reported to the guard’s room at night and we were sent to Tan Tock Seng hospital. Azri almost cracked his left wrist but still, he couldn’t get a MC. All he got was a light duty but my not so serious injury gave me a 1 week MC. Hurray! The doctor, which is a female Indonesian doctor, must have liked me so much. Haha. She touched my injured thigh and it felt like heaven. Hahahahaha. Just jesting! Like what Ronaldinho would say, I can be ugly, and for my case, fat and ugly, but I have charm. Haha. After that, we went to the waiting bay to have a slurp on hot milo and coffee. Haha. Yummy!

Thursday 20/1/2005
Didn’t do anything at all because I was on MC. The painkiller was so strong that I dozed off for most of the time. Today is the day that we will book out but since I have MC, I can book out at 11am instead of 6pm. Haha. Actually, Panther didn’t want to let the Echo coy book out today because he wanted to find out who took his cigarette and lighters. Fuck him. He can do nothing about it because all his stolen items are contraband items. Haha! Fuck him again! He’s like so stupid. I know who stole his item but I will never cooperate with him. Screw him! After I booked out, I went to a coffee shop near Novena square to eat my breakfast and then have a puff of fags. Haha. I went there alone. Poor me!

Friday 21/1/2005
Today is Hari Raya Haji and I went to my grandmas’ houses. First, I went to my grandma house which is at Telok Blangah. I ate a lot man. Haha. And then I went to my aunt’s house at Choa Chu Kand because my other grandma was there. My cousin Eddy and me went to Lot 1 to enjoy ourselves in the arcade. It’s been like ages since I step into an arcade. Haha.

Saturday 22/1/2005
Went out with Aidil and Shafa and we had our lunch at Sakura near Peninsula. The food there sux! After that, we went searching for boots because I wanted to buy a new pair of rugby boots. There was this good deal. This shop was selling its red Adidas Predator Mania boot at a price of $149 and it seemed to be a good bargain. I almost bought it but when too bad that kind of boot that have metallic blades is not allowed during rugby games. Its too dangerous. In the end, we went to the Adidas boutique at Suntec City and bought for myself a rugby boot name Adidas Flanker 2. It was nice. What a good buy it was! After that, we went to Beach Rd to buy our NS stuff. We met Imran, Imran Tajuddin and Jevu at the Beach Rd eating place. After lunch, we went home. I managed to go to Lot 1 to purchase tights for myself. The World Of Sports and Royal Sporting House at Lot 1 sux because they don’t have a variety of sporting products. In the end, I have to buy my tights at Kiddy Palace. Haha.

Sunday 23/1/2005
I received my first allowance on 12th Jan 2005 and have already spent some of it. Haha. Managed to change my bank book and now all I want is an ATM card. Haha. Anyway, I’ve to end my entry here because I’m about to book in. This is so sucky. Well guys, adios and till we meet again.

The Multi Purpose Man

I swore that when i enlisted, all i expect to be is a policeman and nothing more than a crime buster or a law enforcer. Little that i know that i'll turn out to be a mutli purpose man just like Inspector Gadget. You'll see what i mean.

Monday 3/1/2005
The first thing in the morning at 6.30am that happened to me was that i got screwed up by that stupid foul mouth Panther. He scolded me because on Saturday night, the guys doing OB closed the OB office at 9.30pm when they're suppose to close it at 10.30pm. Can't they read the Station Diary book for themselves or read the instructions for OB. They got me into trouble and i was screwed by Panther for that. He told me to drop 20. Fuck! I was flabbergasted by the police training because as time passed, it became more slack. One reason is that the Field Instructors (FI) are away on course and only a few of them are left in charge of us. Luckily we got FI Eddie as our PTI. Eddie is a good FI because he doesn't like to give us push up. I guess he's the only sane FI in TRACOM. The PT, as i've said, is getting more relaxed and this isn't a good sign because IPPT, or commonly knowns as Fitness Test, is this Thursday. I don't want to fail as i want to do Recreational Time (RT) when the FIT Squad comes next Tuesday. Hmm..i can't wait for the next squads to be enlisted as Aidil, Hanan and some of my college friends will be in the same company as me. Haha. Those friends of mine, at last, have to give up their honey moon period and be a 'man' in TRACOM Police just like me. Haha. Well, i didn't lose weight and infact, i'm gaining it. Haha. I'm not kidding. The food in TRACOM is fucking delicious especially the Western food. It's not that i think highly or i'm praising the food there, it's just that the food there is the best because you have no choice at all eating at other food outlet because they ain't any. When i came, my weight, or shall i say my mass in terms of Physics, gosh i miss Physic, was 89kg but after a week of rigorous exercise, it went down to 86kg and a week after that, my mass was 85kg. However, as i began to 'love' the food there, i began to gain weight again. Well, i managed to smuggle a speaker and it seems to be useful. My bunk mates and i can enjoy loud music for the rest of our stay in that barrack. All i have to do is to connect my mp3 player to the speaker and there music will go boom. I stole the electricity in TRACOM. Haha. Serve the govenment right for forcing us to serve. I'm using the electricity there for music for free. Just plug in the speaker's plug into the power point near my bed and i can enjoy all the songs i've uploaded. Hehehe.

Tuesday 4/1/2005
I did my morning PT but couldn't go for the PT at 9.30am because Panther held me back. Guess what he told me to do? Last week i was a handy guy who drilled to hang up his helmets on the wall. This week, i'm a home cum office decor and a carpenter. Yes! He forced me to do OB to help him with his OB office. First, i followed him to his new office in block 29 to help him carry his mini lighters, tiger beer decorative products and his most precious item, a Gurkha dagger used by the Gurkha Army. I drilled holes to hang up his dagger, boxing gloves and dart board. After that, i've to saw planks to make platforms to arrange his miniature tiger beer products. He is so fussy. Gosh. That's not all. After that, he and FI Hassan called me and some others to clean and clear their new offices at block 29. Thus, i'm a cleaner too. Haha. Didn't do much today because i was busy helping Panther. For the record, he called me by addressing me a his member. That's spooky. He's trying to get close to me because he told me that we wanted to apppoint me as his right hand man. Please God, don't let that happen!

Wednesay 5/1/2005
I did 2 out of 3 PT today and both were held in the morning. Couldn't get to do the last PT because i have to attend this rugby meeting at 2.30pm near the PA store at one of the most prestigious TRACOM meeting room. When i first entered the room with Ben, i was happy to see my coach, Mr Selamat, again and Mr Rashid was there too. Several high ranking officers that are incharge of all the coy or company in TRACOM were present too. They were all eager to take part and win this Rugby Seven. Panther were there too and he is a fool. Throughout the meeting, he nodded and listened like as if he knows what Mr Selamat is talking about. He knows nothing about rugby and all he knows is Tiger Beer and his stupid cheap brand cigarette, Next. What the fuck! Who invited him anyway to the meeting. Rugby is a hooligan game played by gentlemen. He's not a gentlemen. So Panther, like you would like to say, kannina! Haha. This competition will be held at TRACOM on the 28th January and every company and the OCT must take part. I really don't know why they make this compulsory. Maybe to promote rugby. Who knows? Haha. After the meeting, Panther went to us to tell us that Echo company must win the competition. Relax brother, Echo company will win this competition without shedding any sweat because i'll ensure we will win, Insha-allah! Each company are sent 2 teams and my prediction is that in the final, OCT will be facing my team, Echo 2. We will teach those OCTs and FIs a lesson they will never forget. Don't ever torture us! I will make sure that i'll go extra hard on those OCTs and FIs during crashing. I'll do the Suhaimi's method of crashing. Run fast, eyes locked on victims, go low, shoulder ready to barge, take deep breath before the crash and finally stomp my right leg before crashing the OCT's and FI's head or body. People will see the beauty of Rugby's forward running game. This will be entertaining. Like what Adidas would say, HIT THIS HARD USUALLY INVOLVES CRASH TEST DUMMIES. At night, instantly without delay, my squad held our first rugby training. I didn't attend it because i went to Police Rugby Training. Ben taught the guys the basic about rugby. Panther really wants us to win this or else, we will be punished. What the fuck! Like as if if we win, he'll get promoted. Sigh! Haha

Thursday 6/1/2005
Didn't do any PT today because today was IPPT. We reported straight to the old training shed near NPCC HQ. We did stretching and were all ready to go when we were informed of a bad news. The IPPT will have to be postponed later that afternoon at around 3pm at the same area. They couldn't start the IPPT because of lack of manpower from the FI. Most of them are attending a course. So we went back to the bunk to sleep. Actually, we can't sleep or sit on our bed during working hours but who cares! Yeap, we returned to the same place again at 3 to take our IPPT. The first station for squad 51, 52 and 53 was sit up and it was pretty easy. I got A for it for doing 43 sit ups. 5 points awarded. Second station was pull up and i could only do 1. Sigh. 0 point for me. You have to understand me. I've torn my shoulder ligament once and that made my right shoulder and arm pretty weak. Furthermore, i'm like a heavy wight now due to rugby and i don't intend to lose weight because i love this game! Haha. Third station was shuttle run and i got an A for clocking the time of 9.9s, 0.8s slower than my previous timing at college. 5 points for me again! Haha. The second last station was standing broad jump and the length of my jump was 230cm, 10cm shorter than my previous record in college. I got 3 points for that. Technically i've failed IPPT because i failed pull ups. You can't fail a single thing inorder for you to pass the IPPT. Sir Md Noor told us that he will pass those who failed 1 station only if we can pass our 2.4km run. Yeps, the last station was the the 2.4km run. I thought i couldn't make it but i managed to clocked the time of 10min 10s for the 2.4km. Not bad for a fat and ugly guy! Haha. It's been forever since i last run. My best timing for the 2.4km run was actually 9min 59s. Well, those were days when i was extremely fit like fuck. After the IPPT, i suddenly fell ill. Thus, instead of doing barrack and coy fatigue, all i could do was to sit and watch my friends doing all teh dirty work. Managed to get hold of Dan Browns' book entitled Digital Fortress. The book is delicious to read man. To those who have not read this book, i suggest you get hold of this book and read it. Kowtow to Dan Brown. At night, i took half of the squad to coach them in rugby while Ben took another half. I taught them the very basic about rugby like the players positions and roles, the 3 basic passing, taught them how to play touch rugby and ta

Friday 7/1/2005
Well, last day of the week for us in TRACOM. I managed to fall sick and thus i reported sick in the morning. I didn't have to attend PT. Haha. Eat snake. Haha. There wasn't any 2nd or 3rd PT today and as i've said, trainings have become more slack. We did clean up or barrack and the coy and were again screwed up by Panther. Haha. Then in the afternoon at around 5.30pm, it was time to book out but unfortunately, we were held back for a couple of minutes by FI Muhd Noor because we didn't polish our boots. I didn't actually book out because at 6.00pm, there's rugby training. Rugby training was pretty boring because it is off season. All we did was to play touch rugby. After training, Mr Selamat gave me and other selected few application forms for rugby coaching course that will commenced on the 30th January. I'm gonna be a coach soon man, Insha-Allah! The coaching course will cost me a bomb. $100 for IRB Level 1 coaching course. This is a good investment i guess. After getting my coaching license, i will try to coach Riverside Sec rugby. I got the form for Aidil too.

Saturday 8/1/2005
Since we will be confined next week for 10 days, my bunk mates and I decided that we should enjoy our weekends together. Before that, i went back to TRACOM early in the morning to get back my mp3 player so that i can upload new songs for next week. I had breakfast alone near Novena and relax one corner at one of the coffee shop alone to read newspaper and Dan Brown's book. After that,my bunk mates and me went to have lunch at Seoul Garden at Takashimaya. What a feast it was. We ate everything there from A-Z. Haha. Yum yum! Spent at around 2.5 hrs there eating and talking shit. Before that, Ben, Ajay and me went to Peninsula to buy a scrumcap. After lunch, we went to smoke and discuss how to smuggle cigarette for next week. We went to Hereen to do some window shopping. Later, we went to Paragon to meet up with Cal's girlfriend to be. Cal is a lucky guy! Atleast someone likes him. Then, it was time to go home.

Life's pretty easy in TRACOM Police. The PT there is pretty slack and i'm enjoying myself there. Next week we will start our 1st BMT. We will learn about law, learn how to swim, shoot and self-defence. It's gonna be great especially when my college friends will be joining me next week. But there's always something in my mind that is bedevelling me. This question has been running through my mind ever since i landed in Police. Do i want to repeat A Level In School, Poly or Private A Level? I'm confused! Well anyway, i've got to go now. I'll see you guys again next week. Adios and may God bless you all!

Rugby Nights Out

Hmm...let me sum up what had happened in camp this week

Monday
As usual, monday blues rulz. We don't have the mood to do PT. Again, we were punished because we didn't move fast and could make up our bloody idea. Hmm..i managed to smuggle in a pack of cigarette because on Sunday, i did my OB. The guys doing Sentury didn't check me and so, life was easy having cigarettes by your side. Haha. I will not mention how i managed to smuggle in a pack of cigarette. It is discreet. Cal and me smoked Pall Mall lights in our barrack after lights off. Cool man!

Tuesday
Today was fucking boring. Nothing much happened. After dinner, we went to Bravo Coy to have our hair cut. To tell you the truth, there's nothing to cut for me because i'm already bald. The stupid Malay barber is fucking greedy with money and he's wasting mine. Even though i'm already bald, he still cut the side of my hair and that was fucking lame. Stupid guy! It was really a tiring day today because we have to help Panther with the store equipment because our store room looked like a pig sty. As usual, after lights off, we smoked in our bunk.

Wednesday
I didn't go to PT today because i've got a fucking abbresion in between my thighs. I did OB again and all i had to do all is to sit at the office and being screwed inside out by the deputy in-charge of Echo Coy, FI Panther. I was appointed by Panther as a Linen IC and all i have to do is to collect bed sheets and pillow cases every Tuesday evening and send them for washing at block 29 every Wednesday. I made a mistake by collecting blankets as well and that pissed Panther off. He told me to write whatever he said on Tuesday upon appointing me as the Linen IC and i swore i heard blankets. Panther is a mother fucking liar. That morning, Ben and me went to the mess to have our breakfast. Panther saw me and he proceeded to the mess to screw me. With his loud voice, he swore at me infront of other people. I still remembered what he shouted at me. It goes something like this, "Man, Kepala Buto". That means dick head. He also scolded me for not executing and listening tohis order properly. C'mon man. When i was collecting the newspaper with Jay before breakfast, he told me to make a U-turn back to the barrack because he wanted to screw me. I couldn't follow his command because i was about to return the call of nature. C'mon, i have a stomach ache and it was pretty bad. Panther's brain, i guess, is as small as a nut and no bigger than a dime. He sucks big time. Doind OB was pretty boring. If not for my Nicholas Sparks novel, i would have die of boredom. Gosh, that novel was really a page turner. I can't stop reading it. It is about a love story of a couple who was tested with lots of challenges and difficulties. I almost cried while reading the book. Sob. After dinner, which is about 6 pm plus, i headed to the field to watch a rugby match between combined Police-JJC Team and St Andrew's School. The former won due to experience. Mr Selamat wanted to try the new players from JJC and boy, they were raped pretty badly. Selamat told me that i can come down for training after he negotiated with FI Mohd Noor and Hassan. That's something good that i wanted to hear. I heard that the current JJC Rugby team did something terrible today. They didn't tell Mr Seah that the match with SAS in the morning was cancelled and instead, they'll be playing at PA. That morning, Mr Seah actually came down to school to prepare drink and he even chartered a bus for the team. This was pretty shitty. When i'm back in school next year, i'll promise to beef up the team's discipline and fitness. Those juniors will get it from me. As in next year, i'll be a grade 1 coach. I'll screw them up like how Panther screwed me up. After that rugby match, i took a shower at the barrack while smoking Roy's cigarette. I have finished mine so i had to buy Roy's. The fag was pretty shitty and it's a cheap cigarette. What do you expect from the brand Madison. Haha. I couldn't get to sleep and so i spent the night listening to my mp3 player. All my barrack mates were on the brink of sleeping. Suddenly, all of us were shaken by the banging on the wall. There was no vibration on the wall but i can still hear the banging sound. I asked Ben and Ajay and they too heard the sound. That echo coy is a spooky place but i ain't afraid of ghost. I'm only afraid of God.

Thursday
I had to do OB again as today was my duty. Gosh, i would rather do PT than to shake my legs in the OB office as that is the Panther's den. He screwed me upside down again as if it wasn't enough yesterday. He likes to use the word 'Kanina Naya', 'Chibai' and 'Puki'. Well Panther, fuck you back. My guys didn't do much PT today as it was raining heavily throughout the day. Lightning Warning, Cat 1, were issued to us and so we have to stay in our barrack. Today is my school's prom night but too bad i couldn't attend it. Gosh, i really wanted to go. Sigh. I ended up giving my ticket to Steffanie after knowing that i can't book out of camp on the prom night itself. I couldn't sleep and that i don't know why. So i called Anna and we talked on the phone for 30min. We talked about lots of things from Panther to Breasts. Haha. It was hilarious.

Friday
Finally, i can do PT after recovering from the abbresion. As today is half day due to New Year's Eve, PT wasn't tough. We did fundamental exercise and it was chicken. Haha. At 12.30pm, we were allowed to book out but i went to the mosque first to do the Friday prayer. After that, Roy and me went to Far East Plaza to buy a pack of cigarette and we went to the fourth level to puff. After puffing, i quickly went home to pack my rugby gear before going for training. Finally, i'm back at TRACOM again. Haha. All we did at training was to play touch rugby. I scored 2 tries for my first Police Rugby training. Yippie! After training, Aidil and me chatted with cik Rosman. People call cik Rosman by the name of Rosman Pantat because he has a huge ass. Haha. He told us about his experience in the national team, his life and he also cracked some jokes. He told us that he was from Dunearn Tech, which is now Greenridge Secondary School, and then he was invited by SAS to play for them. He stayed at SAS and played rugby there until he finished his O level. After Os, he went to SAJC but quit after that because the school didn't offer him commerce course. So, he went to New Town for his Pre-U course. He told me about his love life too. When he was at SAS, he fell in love with a Chinese girl. After one of his training, he went to dinner with his girlfriend. Dispite his ankle and knee injury, he walked with his girlfriend from Orchard Road to Marina Bay in his crutches. He was sweating in pain and tiredness and when his girlfriend asked him why he's sweating, he told her that he's okay and nothing is happening. He hid his pain because he wanted to accompany his girlfriend who wanted to go for the long walk. From his expression while telling his love life with his chinese girlfriend, i know that he really loved her and both of them were really happy together. He almost cried when telling us this. This is what u call true love. I wonder what separated them? He even told us his rugby trip to Malaysia with the Singapore Rugby Team. There's this time when he and cik Fendi were bullied. At one of the Malaysian hotel, cik Fendi were stripped by the whole team and he were locked from outside his hotel room. He was infact naked in the walkway of the hotel. He was only given a piece of newspaper to cover his dick. His team mates let him in and when he entered his room, he was further tortured. ples. Haha. After chatting at PA, we went to Adams Rd to have supper. Aidil, cik Rosman and me ate prata. We talked for almost 2 hours. He talked about his harsh childhood and his life in police. He even talked about his life in New Town Sec Sch while takling pre-U course. He told us that hot chicks usually come from New Town and i could do nothing but to agree with his statement. It's true that New Town produces hot chicks till today. I swear New Town is better than KFC and that's really true. Haha. Period. Cik Rosman asked me what position i usually play in rugby and i told him that i've started to play as a forward and i was a former backliner. He told me directly that it's difficult to be a forward in the police team because the forwards there are superb just like the likes of Naseer and Man Beloh. I think i'll play as a backliner when playing for police. All the best to me! I heard about the incident about Mr Selamat. I heard that Selamat will not be coaching Greenridge anymore because the principal didn't renew his contract. Another chinese guy took over his job. C'mon man...he prepared the team for this year tournament and finally, when it's 2 more months to the tournament, his job was given to some moron. If you do bad things to good guys, good things will never happen to you. Any way, Selamat will not lose anything because he's fucking rich. He's a legend. He don't mind coaching for a team without being paid. He loves Rugby and he will do anything for rugby. He's not a money mongering man. He's just a nice guy! He is a legend and i will always respect him.

1/1/2005
Went to Lam Soon, near Chua Chu Kang with Harun, Sadiq, Khamsya, Imran and Imran's friends to play street soccer. We played in the rain and it was slippery. The Malay team actually won. Hehehe. Well, after that, Sadiq, Harun and me went to a coffee shop to have our lunch and we talked cock and smoke fags for rest of the afternoon.

Well, i have to end the entry here. Before i end it, i want to show my condolences to all the families of the victims of the Tsunami incident. Don't be sad. Everything happens with a reason. Maybe God wants to test us. This incident showed us the beautiful side of humans. It knited nations and countries together. This shows that human, wheter black or white, Muslim or Zionist, can work hand in hand. This is the beauty of mammon. To all my friends, happy new year and may 2005 be a good year for all of you. God bless!