Frustration

Do you know what it feels like tasting failure after failure? Do you have any idea what frustration is? I was fuming last week because i failed U-turn for the third fucking times. What do i need to do in order to pass the fucking U-turn? Do i have to dress in a tube for practical lesson in order to pass? Do i have to wear a skirt? Do i have to wear a pair of push-up bras? Do i have to apply Gucci perfume? Fuck dude! BBDC is damn bias. Girls can pass anything easily there. This bike practicals are wasting my time and money. I am left with 2 more practicals and here i am still stuck at practical 7.01, U-turn. 3 fucking times i tell you. Arrghhhh! I hate it when i fail. I do not know what God is up to. I think i have tasted failure too many times. I flopped my PSLE (could not get to BPGH or SJI), O Level (could not get to ACJC or SAJC) and i took A level twice. In addition to that, i was rejected by NUS and NTU last year. I am a loser at the field of love. No luck and love at all. Then, adding insult to injury, i am a mediocre at sports; be it rugby or soccer. Damn! Do you guys have any idea how i feel usually. Bitter! Disappointing! Full of angst! Why? Did i do some thing wrong? Are all those failures retribution for my sins? I seriously do not know. I still believe in God. Maybe things happen for some reasons. God knows best and i trust him. Right now, all i can do is to be patient. Patience is a virtue! But dang, i hate failures. One good thing about me is that i pick myself up and fight back. I love fighting dude! Pffft! Anyway, Financial Year 2006 is closing soon and suddenly i have a mountain of work to do in the office. Haha. I have 2 reports or returns to do and i have this stupid power point slide presentation to do. Damn! You guys will be surprised as to what i usually do in the office. Most of my works are supposed to done by specialists like accountant, data collector, event co-ordinator and human resource officer and yet, I, being a layman without any higher qualification or specialisation, have to do all those above-mentioned tasks. Haha. This is what you call 'legal modern epoch slavery'. Fuck! Office is a bore. However, i kept amusing myself by disturbing my colleague, Si Wei. Haha. He was scolded by AD today for lying.

AD: (calling Si Wei's hp) Where are you?
Si Wei: At the photocopier machine

Few seconds later...

AD: Where's Ahmad?
Si Wei: He's not with me

After smoking, Si Wei and I went down to the office.

AD: Eh, you don't have to lie to me. I was at the photocopier machine and i didn't see you. You were smoking upstairs and yet you told me that you were at the photocopier machine.

Haha. I really want to laugh. In fact, i was laughing my hearts out just now in the office.

Did you guys read last Sunday's The Newpaper? There was this article about a group of old people, small children and some aunties scrambling and fighting for free goods. They are typical Singaporeans. They are rude, stupid, ugly, cheapskate etc. Damn, why would you want to risk your life for free goods? Now that is stupid. Ahh, most Singaporeans are victims of Singapore's own success. Our education system is full of errors. Cleverer we became but our EQ fell and this trend will soon be followed by the next generations. In fact, i have seen the my prophecy. All becoming true and it seems so surreal. Kids nowadays are highly intelligent but their EQ is damn low. Hell, even their manners and moral are declining. Who to blame? Ask yourself. Enough said. Below are some pictures i took last week and i have also attached herein some videos. Haha. Enjoy!

W A R N I N G !
Please do not try anything that you see below at home. Enjoy the clip and leave the pain to my assistant and I. We are trained amatuer.

The Ankle Lock

This move was popularised by Kurt Angle. The higher you bring you opponent's ankle up, the more pain he will feel.
PAIN FACTOR: 6.5/10

Figure-4 Leg Lock

This move was popularised by Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair. It is very painful if you have big legs and you are doing unto some one smaller than you. His knee cap will be sunken in.
PAIN FACTOR: 7.5/10

The Triangle Hold

This move was popularised by both The Vader (now known as The Undertaker) and Ken Shamrock (the most dangerous man). Notice that i bring down the opponent with Aikido's wrist lock. To maximise pain, grip your non-choking leg as tight as possible. This hold can be mixed with another submission hold stimultaneously. An arm bar will go well with the triangle hold.
PAIN FACTOR: 9.5/10


Dr Pepper. I have heard about this soft drink before but just now was my first time touching it. Haha. My boss bought this for me as he knows i am a cola fanatic. According to him, this cola has the most caffeine.


I was just trying Lay Hoon's bag. Sexy or not? Muahaha


Smoking is bad for your health! I have given up on quiting smoking. Too hard! Please help me. :(


This is a picture that i took at Ah Hood's Car Park which is near to NPPK. I was walking to the bus stop when i noticed this tree. I took a picture of it from below but this picture came with a cost. A Chinese aunty stared at me and i bet she thought that i was crazy.

Aight, take care!

FU-turn

No matter what others might say, I always believe that i am the best there is, there was and there will ever be. Impossible is nothing, as said by Adidas..


When comes to food, i am numero uno. Thus, whoever goes out with me will never part from me on empty stomach..yum yum! This is the mutton soup from Boon Keng market that i talked about. I ordered Mutton Tongue Soup. Rating: 9/10


My designation at SIRD. Haha. At least someone posted a mail to me! Muahaha


I was damn bored at CISCO Shooting Range. Cool or not?

Damn, i am damn pissed today. That BBDC is a real fucker. It is eating people's money! I am damn sure that my U-turn wasn't that bad. I failed again. Fuck! For the next practical, i will make sure i give them a FU-turn. 2 more practicals to TP test I just can't wait. Haha. Anyway, this week has been pretty boring. That Police National Service Department (PNSD) cocked up again. This time around, they did not give my meal allowance. I'm $60 poorer. I am almost broke right now and that BBDC is taking my money away. I am in no mood to write actually right now but i have a lot of things to say. Sigh, just wait for next week. Aight? Till we meet again..

A Red Devil For Life

Recently, the New Paper published an article regarding supporting a football club. A big commotion occured when a boy, who was formerly a Liverpool supporter, hopped on to Manchester United's (MU) wagon. Similarly, another article came out but this time it was about a former MU supporter who now supports Liverpool. I seriously think that they do not understand what it means by supporting a football club. Supporting a football club is like falling in love. Since love is a gift from God, to discard love away without reasonable explanations is a sin. I have been supporting MU since 1995 and that is 12 years of love. I have been with MU through thick and thin. 1999 was the most memorable year for me as the Red Devils won the treble. MU was plaqued with dry spell of silverware and success from 2002-2006 but i was always there with them. If Islam permits tattoo (but it do not), then i will make sure i slit my wrist and use my blood to make a MU logo on my left chest where the heart is. Haha. Kids nowadays are confused bunch of twirps who knows nothing about loyalty. Should Singapore be attacked by other countries, i am damn sure most people will leave Singapore. Let us not talk about the future because we can even see disloyalty now. E.g My stupid close buddy, Chew Win Bin. Many are leaving Singapore for greener patches of grass. Thus, you kids out there, if you wish to switch sides, please keep your mouth shut. You guys know nuts about loyalty and even football. That's that. Hmm, another issue is the underage pregnancy. Hot issue! Haha. From my point of view, the media hyped this issue. I am sure Singaporeans of the 60s, 70s, 80s, yes, your uncles and aunts, did encounter such problems at their time. Hell, some of them, i shall not mention their names, even told me that they saw all those kissings, fuckings and pattings happening before their eyes. So, why didn't their issue surfaced in the local newspaper? Simple! They did it discreetly and make sure that public did not see their dirty linens. People at that time are good at covering their asses and also cleaning up their dirt holes. In addition to that, the media at that time had no space on their newspapers, as well as time, to report petty stories like 'Kids Kissing At The Void Deck' or 'The Youngest Local Mother Award'. To be frank, we should blame the media for sensationalising such issues. How can they carelessly say that kids nowadays kisses more and practise sex more? Who are they comparing our kids with? Singaporean kids in the 60s or 70s? Somalian kids? Kittens? Fuck! Stop covering such stupid stories because it is better not to dig up people's dirty laundry. Sinful! Stop all these coverage or else our local media will turn into yellow jounalism. Are the local media running out of stories and ideas to put on the newspapers? One example, some resorted to giving away free handphones to callers who call in to report good stories or events. Bullshit! And oh, we do not need the views of Wang Meng Meng, Tay Tze Siong or Brian Miller in the sports section. Who are they to give tips? Did they ever represent Singapore in any football events? Did they play for MU before? If no, scram! Bring in more credible people like Fandi Ahmad, Sundramoorthy etc. I appreciate ESPN for hiring real stars with real experience and deep knowledge to be pundits, tipsters as well as hosts. Shame on our media! Not professional at all. Just look at Berita Harian. They should change their name to Berita Semalaman (Yesterday's News). Sigh. That's that. Haha. The Chinese New Year celebration at Police Headquarter was fantastic. My department organised the event and i was part of it. Organising and preparation were painstaking. Alas, the event went smooth. We invited Northbrooks Primary for Gu Zhen, another primary school for wushu demonstration and some officers who performed some traditional chinese magic show as well as the famous 'Face Changing' magic trick. The food was horrible. I think the food are cheap food. Damn disgusting especially the Popiah. Yucks. Do not spoil Chinese food! I will always love Fishball Noodles (mee kia). Haha. Below are some pictures that i took. Oh, i still can not comprehend this: This guy's girlfriend felt irritated with this girl and thus she told her boyfriend. The boyfriend called the girl to warn her. Failing to comply with his warning, the boyfriend told the girl to meet up with him to settle the problem. Ofcourse the girl would be petrified to meet the guy for settlement talk. After all, she's a girl. Thus, she sent her aunt instead. The guy met the girl's aunt in the end. Haha. When girls fight, never intervene just for the sake of intervening. Anyway, who the hell he think he is to intervene? He is not even the husband! Haha. Ofcourse he is so courageous when it comes to settlement talk with a girl. Some people just talk too much.



Sleeping With A 'White Elephant', My Department's Newly Bought Message Chair


The Message Chair Comes With A Remote Control


Group Photo Of My Department's NS Boys (Chinese New Year Celebration)


Me With Green Hairy Armpit..the green stuff is the pineapple's leaves used as decoration for the CNY Celebration..haha


King Crippler the Rock Superstar (i have always wanted to be a successful rockstar)


the Arabic Coca-cola cans that my boss bought for us after his Dubai trip


The Friend Mushroom Fritters (Cendawan Goreng) that i was talking about..yummy!